I don’t enjoy aspartame,
A mere Diet Coke’s
Little more than a joke
So tell me, why should it be true,
That I’ve found a superstimulus in you.
Some like to play video games,
I’m sure that if I
Were to give them a try
They would bore me terrifically, too,
Yet I’ve found a superstimulus in you.
I thought my reward system hard to hack
Until the day I met you.
I guess the environment of evolutionary adaptedness failed to prepare me for this since
I can’t seem to forget you.
Some find porn a secret shame,
A vacuous scene
On a thirteen-inch screen
Is my idea of nothing to do,
But I’ve found a superstimulus in you.