to the tune of Jezebel (which is much better than this)

Next morning at work

My heart stops when you come say hello

But then you don’t laugh

At my joke about the BATS IPO

And with every word you’re piercing through

My flaws and insecurities

And hoping that the things

I’ve learned from all the Michael Lewis books I’ve read

Will convince you to take me back to your bed

And I know I might be wrong, but tonight

I wish I could be right

Don’t you ever get the feeling, oh you understand

You’re an absurdly wealthy finance bro who needs a hot girlfriend

The feeling you’d rather kiss a girl who’d say

That she checks Bloomberg every day

That she checks Bloomberg every day

And I read Matt Levine every day

And I read Matt Levine every day …

And when the lights go out you’ll say

How you wish you had a girl who says that she reads Matt Levine every day