to the tune of Jezebel (which is much better than this)
Next morning at work
My heart stops when you come say hello
But then you don’t laugh
At my joke about the BATS IPO
And with every word you’re piercing through
My flaws and insecurities
And hoping that the things
I’ve learned from all the Michael Lewis books I’ve read
Will convince you to take me back to your bed
And I know I might be wrong, but tonight
I wish I could be right
Don’t you ever get the feeling, oh you understand
You’re an absurdly wealthy finance bro who needs a hot girlfriend
The feeling you’d rather kiss a girl who’d say
That she checks Bloomberg every day
That she checks Bloomberg every day
And I read Matt Levine every day
And I read Matt Levine every day …
And when the lights go out you’ll say
How you wish you had a girl who says that she reads Matt Levine every day