accomplishments in the past month:

my high school AP stats final project (on college admissions rates by high school) convinced a private school not only to institute an official grade inflation policy, but to retroactively inflate all grades for upperclassmen

I gave an interview for my high school’s student magazine in which I mentioned that colleges do actually care about how many AP classes you take, causing the reporter to freak out over the realization that her guidance counselor has been lying to her for the past three years