Fake Charity Nerd Girl

oh man there are so many good things

(as always this is just the opinions of one admittedly pretty horny person)

• hair! I love long hair on men! I love curly hair! floofy hair! hair that is soft and nice to pet
• smiles. the thing where some guys smile and it just lights up their WHOLE FACE? it is so good. 
• big noses!!!
• hands??? don’t you just love guys with big hands with a bit of fuzz on the back and calluses! or soft hands with long fingers! gosh!
• hipbones!! when they stick out and you want to lick them!
• when his belly is soft and just a LITTLE bit pudgy. that is VERY GOOD. so soft so nice to pet
• or ALTERNATIVELY when he is SKINNY and SMOL. oh no want to protect
• or when he is SO BIG that he could PICK YOU UP and CARRY YOU AROUND (I am p small lots of people can carry me around) and he is USUALLY SOFT but he has SECRET ARMS MUSCLES that show up for example when he’s fucking you in missionary position
• speaking of arms: arms. shoulders. gosh. it is a service to us all when men wear tank tops imo 
• when guys have body hair and then you can put your cheek on it and rub it and it is SOFT and FUZZY
• some men move in a way that is SUPER GRACEFUL and then I cannot stop looking at them and it is PROBLEMATIC
• voices??? men who can sing are very good. guys with deep voices! guys with dom voices!  
• jawlines! I have a Thing for jawlines
• dicks. I love all dicks. they are all great. like we talk about size but! what about the softness of the skin! what about the way the skin slides against the spongey bit when you give a blowjob! what about when a guy is just casually naked and he has a dick RIGHT THERE and it is v compact and neat-looking and also you want to put your mouth on it! what about when you are making out with someone and then you adjust a bit and then you can feel that he’s hard! dicks are an EXTREMELY GOOD BODY PART

nothing against this post in particular, but it reminds me that I find it amusing how ~boy positivity~ posts on tumblr always end up taking this cute, infantilizing tone that elides what is actually attractive about men

here are what I think are some ~cute boy things~

• controlling most major world governments
  
• being responsible for many important inventions and scientific discoveries
  
• spatial reasoning abilities
  
• low risk aversion
  
• sufficient strength to physically overpower you
  

if you are a boy who is driven to succeed at ambitious goals you are valid

if you are a boy who arrives at opinions through logical reasoning you are valid

if you are a boy with the confidence to advocate for unconventional ideas and take actions based on them you are valid