Fake Charity Nerd Girl

(It is now! Degeneracy meme is closed, no more submissions will be accepted.)

respectable married adult who does important things at companies

on the other hand, reblogs degenerate gifs of Natalie Dormer, etc. and things like “reblog if you are cute and unstoppable”

degeneracy level: 7/10

seems fairly respectable, CS grad student with mathy avatar

on the other hand, probably too old/respectable to be on tumblr

degeneracy level: 2/10

doesn’t post on tumblr much which is good, it is hard to resist the influence of tumblr for too long

“primitivist-Falangist-Evolian-Bolshevik-Anarcho-Nouvelle-Droite-Sorelian-crypto-fasco-communist-something” which is obviously the most correct political affiliation

degeneracy: 2/10 

uses lots of exclamation points

being nice and enthusiastic is degenerate

degeneracy level: 4/10

small and neotenous which is degenerate. otoh they mate for life which is good, stable monogamous marriage is vital for the continued stability of society and the rearing of children

the ship:

extremely, characterized by over-the-top compliments and expressions of neotenous affection, being cute is Incorrect

the salt:

not really. iodine is a vital nutrient. although weird colored sea salt from remote places is more the aesthetic

obviously unacceptable hair color, clothing choices hint at traditionalism but in an unacceptably tongue-in-cheek way

lives in a hippie state where (to judge from pictures online) she spends much of her time romping through forests 

overly fixated on “”shipping”” characters from an animated movie

degeneracy level: 8/10

v degenerate blog full of nsfw images, etc.

also the same theme as this girl in my high school, who we all thought was just a really strait-laced science team captain until the url of her tumblr, which described all of her debauched adventures in detail, got passed around the school. this makes you more degenerate by association

degeneracy level: 7/10

… there are pictures of cupcakes on the first page of your blog

*starts clicking on random tags*

post from July: “I really feel the opposite of simpatico with people who use the adjective ‘degenerate’ non-ironically.”

degeneracy level: 8/10

pro-youth-rights which is degenerate, respect your elders

however, high schoolers devoting themselves to being cyberpunk protagonists rather than normal high school things is admirable

degeneracy level: 4/10

goes to a Catholic university and is going to take theology next semester (which I’m jealous of tbh)

v Correct aesthetics and such

on the one hand, doesn’t have many feelings, but on the other hand, posts all of them on tumblr so that’s a minus

degeneracy level: 2/10

wow your tumblr about page has a link to your OKCupid profile (which has too many pictures, it seems like you’re overly satisfied with your appearance)

OKCupid also thinks you’re “more artsy,” “more drug-friendly,” “less pure,” and “less old-fashioned” than the average straight man your age

well who am I to argue, they know you better than I do

degeneracy level: 8/10

writes good effortposts on economics/politics

unfortunately, has a degenerate anime avatar that makes it impossible to take them seriously

also from Canada which afaict is like the US but more degenerate

degeneracy level: 3/10

on the one hand, long-haired gay Californian who will make out with pretty much anyone

on the other hand, good use of countersignaling, sufficiently vague political opinions, aura of mystery, and promotion of Traditional Masculinity through fighting

clearly aspires to be seen as degenerate but good aesthetics, etc. get in the way

degeneracy level: 4/10

dating far too many people

apparently you had a kink meme on your secret blog? which is maybe degenerate but honestly I’m just impressed that you put it on a secret blog, that’s classier than 99% of tumblr

was reluctant to post selfies on the internet but did so anyway. clearly you have inclinations against degeneracy but are being corrupted by the company you keep

degeneracy level: 5/10

pink-haired neotenous Satanist apostate whose hobbies include watching cartoons, advocating for a “”kinder world,”” and taking naked selfies while holding ukuleles

turns Serious Dialogues on Serious Issues into obscene fanfiction

encourages men to wear dresses

frequently shares impure thoughts about Zyrtec commercials with the entire internet

degeneracy level: 9/10

wrote a thing that implied disapproval of such vital cultural traditions as calling women “hypergamous sluts”

self-proclaimedly “too old to be here”: tumblr is a cesspool of degeneracy but at least the rest of us have the excuse of being young and foolish

the sentence “romance is pretty much an ideological construct meant to create white women’s desire for marriage and the reproduction of the family, capital, and whiteness itself” appears on your blog 

degeneracy level: 7/10

bonobo rationalist who lives in a bonobo rationalist house I think which is even worse

regularly expresses affection for people on tumblr including by use of tags (e.g. #this is a ___ fanblog)

degeneracy level: 5/10

likes sports, which is kind of a prole thing, but also a Traditionally Masculine thing and the Lord knows we need more Traditional Masculinity in this corner of tumblr

Correct Opinions, fairly Correct religious affiliation, admirable interest in ~bioreaction~

you do watch a children’s cartoon about lesbian space rocks though so there’s definitely room for improvement

degeneracy level: 2/10

I … literally can’t think of anything about you that isn’t degenerate

went to hippie college in Florida, majored in gender studies or sociology or something, used to take off clothes on the internet for money, now an unemployed Bay Area Bonobo Rationalist and known progressive/gender abolitionist

degeneracy level: 10/10, it is unlikely at this point that your soul can be saved

rude, there is a child who reads this blog

(my little sister)

(she’s 18)

anyway, it’s fine if you do it in a secret society at university, as part of your initiation into the British aristocracy, and never speak of it thereafter

very

i’m pretty sure you’re a bonobo rationalist. also iirc you have strange facial hair, having facial hair in this day and age is usually Hipster and therefore degenerate

degeneracy level: 5/10

this was really hard because everything about you is so Correct

you live in rural Appalachia, you learn traditional crafts, you write folk music and like poetry by Alfred Lord Tennyson

you did post a selfie on your blog once. but it seemed more “making your blog a reflection of you and your aesthetic” than “degenerate attention-seeking”

the only way you could be less degenerate is if you dropped out of grad school to housewife and make furniture by hand.

degeneracy level: 1/10

like half your posts are defenses of loli, the rest are degenerate gifs and suchlike

you describe yourself as a “proud neckbeard” … get a razor lol

degeneracy level: 7/10

well you take illegal drugs … without researching them … because you’re under the influence of other illegal drugs at the time … I mean really

the first time I met you, you started talking about your participation in the [redacted for degeneracy] community, which should properly be a shameful dark secret known only to those closest to you

sometimes you post about your ~stress~ and ~feelings of inadequacy~ on tumblr. be more alpha

degeneracy level: 8/10

deciles, over the population of people I think are likely to submit to my ask meme

not sure if this is also you asking to be rated on degeneracy but I’ll do it anyway:

“””orthodox jew””” who touches boys and wears star trek costumes in which the outline of her legs is clearly visible, go to shul lol

encourages the assigning of status to weakness with writing about #real life incompetence

advocates for things like ~better social norms~ as if there was something wrong with the ones we had

degeneracy level: 6/10

well you go to a school where people do nothing but party, when you even go to school at all

insufficient level of respect for Miss Manners

you approve of things like public affection-signaling and writing one’s own wedding vows

you’re also UU which is the literal worst religion. go to a real church lol

degeneracy level: 7/10

your avatar is a picture of people cuddling in a public place, but it is sepia and from a Correct Time Period so I guess that makes it better

you approvingly reblogged a picture of unnaturally colored hair the other day. women’s hair should never be blue, it would clash horribly with the wheat fields and so forth

degeneracy level: 3/10

one of your tags is “descent into bisexual madness” which pretty much says it all, like I guess it’s unfashionable to be satisfied with your Gnon-given sexual orientation these days

in favor of “”wireheading”” i.e. immanentizing the eschaton, didn’t anyone ever tell you that suffering builds personal virtue

degeneracy level: 6/10

you said something negative about cultural appropriation the other day; stealing things from inferior cultures is Traditional and Correct and having scruples about it is a sign of weakness

mostly you don’t personally seem that degenerate, but given your attendance at a certain bacchanalia recently I fear you are headed down a dark path

degeneracy level: 4/10